2006-07-22 08:07 pm
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DesperateTorontoMen.com

There is something seriously wrong with some of the men in this city.

On my way home from work today, I passed this man unpacking his car coming down an pathway. Despite the fact that I was exhausted, sweating and battling a cold, he hits on me. I am not even desirable on a good day. I honestly looked (look) like hell. My make-up was all smudgy and gross, my hair was a mess and I had my sunglasses on top of my head trying to control it, I had bags under my eyes and my nose was red from the sniffling. How desperate was this guy? I seriously started laughing when I realized he was hitting on me.

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "That doesn't surprise me. You're a very pretty girl."
Me: "You must need glasses."

Yes, that is the extent of my wit this evening seeing as I have been awake since 5a.m. I apologize.

Anyway, yes. Bottom line: some men need help. He even kept lowering his voice in the hopes to get me to come closer. Because that's not creepy.
2006-05-27 03:44 pm
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We're tired of you

Dear "Men" (a term we use lightly):

If you have ever broken up with someone via an e-mail, instant messenger, text message or even the phone, please move yourself over to the "bad apples" list.

Thank you,
Women Everywhere, Who Prefer Men with Balls


P.S. This goes for women too, even if I have not personally come across it (yet).
P.P.S. Feel better, Cindy. ♥ You deserve someone who will respect and appreciate you.

2005-01-04 10:47 pm
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Fuck ignorant men


I now absolutely understand why women felt the need to create The Vagina Monologues.